hey!

it's finally a sticky!

so can we recycle our best jokes from the other thread, or do we have to do entirely new ones?

MantuaPharoah said:

I actually stopped to sing this. Made my day.

cborgman said:

New jokey jokes please,

cborgman said:

With SO much to work with...I think entirely new ones are only appropriate!

babynoz said:

man, this is really upping the bar.

cborgman said:

Oh come on cborg... you can do it! I'm trying my best!

As much as I wanna "Gett Off" it (pun intended), I keep wanting to come back to see what people are saying. I love the YouTube comments too.

I'll tire of it all soon enough though.
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MantuaPharoah said:

i don't think any of us will be able to top mars-y's farting orangutan joke, but i'll give it a shot.

cborgman said:

I'm eating nothing but grapes and drinking goldschlager in hopes that tomorrow I might make something purple and gold to rival this one.

Mars23 said:

HAHA... I didn't know you mods were allowed to crack too!

And hey... stop locking my shit!

"Purple and Gold" should have stayed buried in the vault.
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Mars23 said:

bested before i even started..

i quit.

psychodelicide said:

LOL at your sig psychodelicide . Folks are suffering from hives here .

MantuaPharoah said:

If this is all we're going to get from an incredibly talented, musically genius, rock and funk living legend...hey...we've got to get our kicks somehow!

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[Edited 1/23/10 18:32pm]

Elle85n09 said:

They sure are.

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

this song is a gateway drug for heroin. it's only thing that will numb the pain.

cborgman said:

Hoping it too comes out "quick and easy".

prb said:

How do you know what Prince has done for Haiti? People have been duped into thinking that a bunch of multi millionaires getting together to do a show is the greatest thing for people in crisis. It means nothing more than an excuse to exploit the situation for publicity under the guise of charity. Why dont they all just shut up and write bigger checks in private? It is We Are The World all over again. Prince isnt obligated to perform for Haiti and condemning him for not doing so is limited thinking.
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The song isn't for me but I always appreciate a new Prince track. Prince isn't contractually obligated to make new music any longer. Everytime he does make a new track or release a CD it's a sign that he's still at it and not retired or giving up on his fanbase. That doesn't mean everything he releases is a gem because that's not true but I still am grateful that he's still on this road for the long haul.

cborgman said:

I hate needles, so that's out for me!

I'm burning candles for Brett and the rest of the Vikings though, because no matter how much I will cringe and drown my sorrows in booze having to hear that song again during the Super Bowl. It'll be far less detrimental than the blowback that will happen, should the Vikings lose tomorrow.

(My money however, is on the Saints...Mama didn't raise no fool!)


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[Edited 1/24/10 5:20am]

*ahem*
for your listening pleasure...

VIKING FURY!

You musta heard it on the news today
congratulations! new game to play
In Brees' side, Favre's a thorn
There ain't no fury, like a Packer scorned

The offense dug it, when he did his thing
He's like a bell the Saint's wanna ring
When the play is over, Brett's gonna sing
Pants On The Ground...where's my third string?

Where's my third string baby?

He sent a message saying
don't try to reach him on the phone
He isn't gonna answer 'cause he's so afraid,
they'll probably sack him in his own end zone!

The Packers heard he had another plan
He's making money and purple fans
They feel let down, but they need to understand
Word on the field, he's still 'da man

Look out, here comes another play
now the Vikings got a good reason to say
Everything that's on their mind on game day
Even though bones might get broken

Who's the guilty one, if there ain't no ref to worry?
Third down on the one, who's gonna run?
Hell ain't got no...Fury!

Two sides to every story
Defensive gloom, and offense glory
Props to the Vikings, for being reborn
There ain't no fury, like a Packer scorned.

Isn't it ironic that his parents are from Louisiana and we know he has done things for New Orleans...but the Vikings get the 'song'...I wonder if there's some trojan horse mentality there.

Mars23 said:

Naw, you should be fasting.

ejnbmore said:

We said that like, 30 pages ago.

a visial demonstration.



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and here is "purple and gold"


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[Edited 1/23/10 19:26pm]

ha ha nice on

This song is so bad it even made me come out of my grave.
Big Chick

BigChick said:

Welcome back, BigChick. How is life on the other side? Is it everything I have heard it is?

BigChick said:

babynoz said:

Well Babynoz...I had no idea you had it in you to write a song. Cute.